Well he looks at me with those Innocent eyes,
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And says it looks like you're wearing some kind of disguise,
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Because your hair sticks up, your shoes are untied,
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I hope that you got that shirt on half price,
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And every word I say falls flat on the floor,
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I try to tell a joke, he's heard it before,
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And I don't think that I can take it no more,
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He's driving me right out of my front door,
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Why do you do what you do to me baby,
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You're shaking my confidence driving me crazy,
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You know if I could I'd do anything for you,
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Please don't ignore me cause you know I adore you,
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But can't you just pretend to be nice,
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Can you at least pretend to be nice,
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If you could just pretend to be nice,
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Then everything in my life would be alright,
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Oooh wee....
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Oooh wee....
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And I try so hard just to figure him out,
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But he won't tell me what he's thinking about,
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And then he falls asleep on the living room couch,
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With his sunglasses on and his tongue hanging out,
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And then he disappears for a week at a time,
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And then he shows up just like everything's fine,
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And I don't get what goes on in his mind,
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But I'm tired of hearing the same stupid lines,
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Why do you do what you do to me baby,
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You're shaking my confidence driving me crazy,
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You know if I could I'd do anything for you,
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Please don't ignore me cause you know I adore you,
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But can't you just pretend to be nice,
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Can you at least pretend to be nice,
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If you could just pretend to be nice,
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Then everything in my life would be alright,
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Oooh wee....
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Oooh wee....
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Why do you do what you do to me baby,
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You're shaking my confidence driving me crazy,
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You know if I could I'd do anything for you,
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Please don't ignore me cause you know I adore you,
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(Oooh wee....)
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But can't you just pretend to be nice,
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Can you at least pretend to be nice,
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If you could just pretend to be nice,
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Then everything in my life would be alright,
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[Fade out]
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Pretend To Be Nice
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Josie And The Pussycats |